You’d be better off playing our Liar Liar drinking game. Remember when he tried to kill Frodo in that white-ass New England town? He become completely worthless once we didn’t want anymore Home Alone’s. On the plus side, Whoopi Goldberg and Patrick Stewart are in it. So it’s a movie about the benefits of reading that’s the crappy part. Somehow Christopher Lloyd banishes the kid to a book world and the kid has to learn that books are awful and he needs to get out of the house more. He has no friends and his dad hates him because his kid won’t build a tree house, you know how all little kids love construction projects. Hooray? The Pagemaster is the unnecessary story of a wiener kid who loves to read. Welcome back, jerks! Happy 2017 2018! Let’s start this year off right with a movie that will make you say, “Oh yeah, I kinda remember that.”
